"You're Going Where??"

It's been a long time, but I'm letting the multiple personalities out on this one.

Me: Want the perfect spring break location? Just head to the sun fulled, sandy white beaches of northern Michigan!

Myself: Uh... wait... I don't think they have any of those.

Me: Oh...Ok... Spend your days in hot persuit of the latest fashion trends in one of the many trendy department stores of northern Michigan!

Myself: They don't have any of those either...

Me: What??? Are you sure?

I: Very

Me: Ok, I've got it...Tour the local ruins of northern Michigan! Learn the history of ancient civilizations as you explore the remnants of the life they left behind...

I: Dude, seriously... the only ruins in Michigan are the ones of their football players after a Buckeye vs. Wolverine game."

Me: So what DO they have?

Myself: In April? Well there is still snow on the ground.

Me: Really? You've got to be kidding me!

I: No, "Myself" is not kidding.

Me: So I can't wear shorts?

I: Only if you want snowburn instead of sunburn.

Myself: But sledding and snowboarding is still an option. You didn't get nearly enough of that aleady this year, right?

Me & I: (glare)

Myself: (sheepishly) There is always Canada.

Me: Canada? What is there to do in Canada?

I: Not much

Me: Then what the heck are we doing going there for spring break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Myself: Family :)

I: (sigh) Can't argue with that

Me: Sault Sainte Marie... Here we come!!